Thankful Not to be on Reality TVPosted: March 24, 2011
This morning I was watching celebrity drama on E! News while truckin’ away on the elliptical. Spice Girls tweeting about other Spice Girls, The Real House Wives of New Jersey going banana sandwich over something expensive and ridiculous, Teen Mom stars fighting with their baby daddy, etc, etc.
Then, as I was ellipticaling, I thought: Man, I am SO glad I’m not on reality TV.
If my life was taped every minute of every day and played on TV, Ryan Seacrest and Guiliana Ranic would have a field day.
Their cue cards would read:
Colleen takes 30 minutes to get out of bed! Are late-night binges to blame?
Colleen hardly sweats on the elliptical – and she calls that a workout?!
Colleen cries again over the uncertainty of her wedding reception centerpieces. What is Cory getting himself into?
Colleen steps out to do her grocery shopping in the same hoodie as last week. Call the Fashion Police!
Colleen wears a retainer to bed. Enough said.
Colleen, cereal, again? Come on!
I was coming up with these things left and right. I may or may not have chuckled to myself on the elliptical. Oh, it’s the little things I do to pass the time while working out 😉