I’m Awkward.Posted: May 3, 2011
Good day, friends! How’s everyone doing? When my alarm went off this morning it was definitely a game-time decision as to whether or not I wanted to get myself on the treadmill. After tossing and turning and realizing how badly I’d feel if I skipped the gym again, I got up and threw on some sneaks 🙂
My run was all over the place. You know that emergency stop button on the treadmill? Yes, well I often smack it mid-run with my arms that are flailing all over the place. That’s what happened today. Today it happened when I was in a full-on sprint. The abrupt stop almost threw me off (again).
Once I hit the emergency stop, I fell out of my groove – but I stuck in there for 35 minutes before calling it quits. I came home and rewarded myself with a green monster 🙂
I’ve been pining for a tumbler-esque cup with a plastic straw for a while now, so I was super pumped and ready to drink smoothies all day when Cory brought this bad boy home from work. It’s the little things, friends.
Speaking of how great Cory is, he and I had our second pre-cana meeting with our priest last night. We had to take a 150-question test – like, on a scantron.
I don’t know about you, but any kind of test makes my brain stop working. Seriously, I thought this was just the case with topics like Spanish or math – but I was wrong.
The priest started giving us the directions for the test. We simply had to read the statement and fill in one of three circles – agree, disagree or unsure.
So wait, I ask, Are we answering these about ourselves…or each other?
Sometimes I shock myself at how awkward I am.
It seemed like every third question was about sex. I was alone in the room, but I giggled anyway. Mature, I know.
I feel like Catholics shun the idea of sex by making it a huge sin if you’re unmarried – but once
two people a man and a woman get hitched they’re like “Come on, get to it!!” It’s quite confusing and severely awkward.
On the ride home, Cory and I feverishly quizzed each other on our answers to controversial questions. Our consensus is that we passed. Our wedding will happen 😉
Today is a busy day for me, so I better hit the road. I’ll catch you later! 🙂
Let’s chat – Are you a good test-taker?